Milk Does The Body Good, But Only If It Is Real Milk

Yes. This milk is in a box.
Yes. I got it for one dollar at Dollar Tree.
Yes. It was sitting on a shelf next to the fake Coke (Foka Cola). Not refrigerated.
Yes. It says it can sit in your pantry until 3/16.
Yes. I said March of 2016.
Yes. It smells odd.
Yes. It tastes odder.
Yes. I got this because my very cheap Mom buys it and I thought “how bad can this be”?
Yes. I choked down two glasses because I polished off a whole box of Oreos.
Yes. It is STILL weird.
Yes. I should have never started with those Oreos…

Yes. I officially hate myself.